{"id":966,"date":"2020-04-29T08:41:08","date_gmt":"2020-04-29T06:41:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/?p=966"},"modified":"2020-05-13T17:31:25","modified_gmt":"2020-05-13T15:31:25","slug":"tu-racontes-des-salades","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/index.php\/2020\/04\/29\/tu-racontes-des-salades\/","title":{"rendered":"Tu racontes des salades"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0\u00c0 force de poireauter, on finira par manger les pissenlits par la racine.<br>On est l\u00e0, en rang d&rsquo;oignons.<br>Des fois, je me demande si les carottes sont cuites. Et j&rsquo;ai pas vraiment envie d&rsquo;\u00eatre une bonne poire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Allez ma grosse l\u00e9gume. On descend au jardin.<br>C&rsquo;est pas la fin des haricots, dis.<br>Ram\u00e8ne ta fraise, je te raconte une histoire qui compte pas pour des prunes. \u00c7a te filera la banane. La cerise, elle est sur le g\u00e2teau !\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/9782211222945.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1086\" width=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/9782211222945.jpg 340w, https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/9782211222945-198x300.jpg 198w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 340px) 85vw, 340px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab\u00a0\u00c0 force de poireauter, on finira par manger les pissenlits par la racine.On est l\u00e0, en rang d&rsquo;oignons.Des fois, je me demande si les carottes sont cuites. Et j&rsquo;ai pas vraiment envie d&rsquo;\u00eatre une bonne poire. &#8211; Allez ma grosse l\u00e9gume. On descend au jardin.C&rsquo;est pas la fin des haricots, dis.Ram\u00e8ne ta fraise, je te &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/index.php\/2020\/04\/29\/tu-racontes-des-salades\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Tu racontes des salades&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[28],"tags":[27,16],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=966"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1087,"href":"https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966\/revisions\/1087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/duventdanslesmots.org\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}